Deuces Are My Calling Cards

Hi, I'm Gabby. 18, Canadian. I play cello, I love Rory Gallagher. To quote Jack White: I sort of don't trust anybody who doesn't like Led Zeppelin. / Feel free to message me anytime, I'd love getting to know you all!

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you